My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.
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That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.
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*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
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d0z0:
wait omg this is amazing
wait what does this symbol stand for :$
^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood
SWEET SKIES ABOVE
If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.
Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?
IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG
the amount of rage on this post is disturbing
chill guys
hakuna matata
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why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke
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OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
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of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
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THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN
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